Cowlitic Converter, April 25, 2021

The Cowlitic Converter

The Cowlitic Converter, April 25th, 2021

In today’s news we see a story about how the Oregon legislature is considering a bill that would outlaw the slaughtering or neutering of farm animals due to animal cruelty. Animals could only be eaten after they died of natural causes. Animals have rights.

The good news is that you may not be able to eat a real hamburger again, but you can still get milk and cheese from the cows and as a bonus; energy.

Yes, a hole will be cut into the cow’s third, or is it fourth? stomach where methane gas will be collected into a bag on the cow’s back. Mexicans on bicycles will harvest this methane every day into eco-friendly containers and take them to a gas plant where the methane will be put into small propane tanks for distribution to the homeless.

So don’t worry about your lost steaks and hamburgers. The Cowlitic Converter will make our world a more green and eco-friendly place.

Gaia thanks you.

Moooooooo.

TJM

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