This Old King

This Old King,

March 11th, 2026

This old King
He played one
He played knick-knack on my bum
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played two
He played knick-knack on my cock-a-too
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played three
He played knick-knack with his pee
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played four
He played knick-knack in the war
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played five
He played knick-knack with his jive
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played six
He played knick-knack with our dicks
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played seven
He played knick-knack not in heaven
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played eight
He played knick-knack to masturbate
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played nine
He played knick-knack, yours and mine
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

This old King
He played ten
He played knick-knack never agains
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give the kid a bone
This mad King is going home.

TJM