Go To Hospital…

Go To Hospital…. February 11th, 2026

Hasbro, the makers of the Monopoly board game, put out a new edition of the game in 2026. Hasbro realized that since health care makes up 18% of the US economy, it needs a bigger role in Monopoly.

Hence, the Chance board space has been replaced by a Medical board space. The corner Free Parking space has been replaced by Hospital. The Chance cards are now Medical cards. Here are some examples of the new Medical cards:

You are an Orderly
Go to Hospital
Collect $10

You have Covid!
Go to Hospital
Pay $25

You are a nurse
Go to Hospital
Collect $25

You are Misdiagnosed!
Go to Hospital
Pay $100

You are an Anesthesiologist
Go to Hospital
Collect $100

You broke your hip!
Go to Hospital
Pay $200
You are a CT tech
Go to Hospital
Collect $25

You have a heart attack!
Go to Hospital
Pay $250

You are a cardiologist
Go to Hospital
Collect $400

You have cancer!
Go to Hospital
Pay $500

Ooops! Malpractice!
Go to Hospital
Pay $500

You have double pneumonia!
Go to Hospital
Miss two turns

You are in a coma!
Go to Hospital
Miss four turns

You are dead
Go to Hospital
Miss six turns. Pay $1,000

TJM