Donald J. Trump (Animal House Theme) August 22, 2025

Donald J. Trump (“Animal House Theme”). August 22, 2025

Let me tell ya ‘bout the President
Some think that he’s heaven-sent.
Thinks he’s god, killing everyone
Man, he thinks he’s one son-of-a-gun!

Sending ICE to ship them all back home.
Melania’s left him, and he’s all alone.
Bibi wants more missiles to send afar.
Zelensky wants more money and a brand new car!

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump!
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump!

He’s building prisons for who knows who?
Tariffs and sanctions way up the Kazoo.
Inflation, shrinkflation up our Wazoo.
We’re up Shit Creek without a canoe!

Built the Warp Vaccine to save the cun-ter-ee.
Seems it didn’t really work for you and me.
Dr. Fauci was his buddy and friend.
Didn’t work out too well in the end!

Rub the Buddha
C’mon, baby, grab my tie.

Baby, if you do, Kudo
My hands don’t lie.

Rub the Buddha
Rub the Buddha

Rub the Buddha
Rub the Buddha

“Gonna be the best President
Everyone knows I was heaven-sent.
I’m the smartest man in the world.
I always get the prettiest girl!”

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump!

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump!

We’re all having a great time, you see
Peace and prosperity for eternity.
My car’s been taken, and the wife’s long gone.
But Trump’s my hero, he’s one son-of-a-gun!

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump!

Donald J. Trump.

TJM