Budweiser Kong, May 1st, 2025
The following is a description of the Budweiser Super Bowl ad being filmed currently. Some say the Powder Blue Tuxedo Boys wrote the screenplay for the ad. Others say it was Bill Burr.
Opening Scene:
It’s the Super Bowl. The players are on the field, smashing into each other. The crowd is cheering.
The next scene is at the Los Angeles Zoo:
Kong, the largest gorilla in captivity, escapes his cage when a door is left unlocked.
Kong travels across LA, down Sunset Boulevard, past the Frolic Room on Hollywood Boulevard, to the SOFI Stadium, where the Super Bowl is being played.
At SOFI Stadium it is half time. The Savannah First Baptist Choir, wearing satin bright red choir gowns, is singing “Go Down Moses.” The crowd cheers when the choir sings, “Let my people go!”
Kong runs onto the field from the tunnel. He goes to the fifty yard line and lets out a mighty roar! The choir continues to sing “Let my people go!”
The football players of both teams run onto the field to stop Kong. Kong swats them away like gnats.
In the TV announcer booth, Tom Brady, the famous ex-quarterback, says, “I’ll take care of this. Give me that football!”
The NFL players part like the Red Sea, and there stands Tom Brady with the football. He hurls it like a torpedo at Kong’s head. Kong catches it with one hand and throws it back at Brady’s balls. Tom Brady collapses like a wet noodle.
Out of the tunnel comes the Clydesdales pulling the Budweiser Beer Wagon. Straddling the two lead horses stands Katy Perry with a foot on the back of each Clydesdale.
Kong sees Katy Perry and runs to her, jumps up on the Clydesdales, and puts Perry on his shoulders. The Budweiser Beer Wagon leaves the field through the tunnel.
Kong, with Perry on his shoulders, rides through the Sierra. Through the Great Basin Desert. Through the Great Plains wheat and corn fields.
Kong, with Katy Perry still on his shoulders, rides through the Gateway Arch in St. Louis like a Roman General in his Parade of Triumph. The local citizens throw confetti and flowers at the couple.
Kong and Perry are sitting at a picnic table at Busch Gardens next to the Budweiser Brewery. Kong and Katy are drinking from long-necked Budweiser beer bottles. In the background are the Savannah Baptist Singers in their satin, red choir gowns singing the Budweiser theme song:
Budweiser Theme Song sung to Handel’s Messiah “Alleluia!”
Oh, Budweiser! Oh, Budweiser!
Budweiser! Budweiser! Bud-Wei-Ei-Ei-Ser!
All beers bow down before
The King of Beers!
Budweiser! Budweiser! Budweiser!
Bud-Wei-Ei-Ei-Ser!
Fin
TJM
Timmy Tae's Thoughts 
Rather surreal and begs the question “What were you drinking?” 🤣
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hypatia16, the skit comes from a crazy article in “Rolling Stone” magazine, about a hypothetical question:
What would happen if 100 unarmed humans attacked a grown gorilla? Who would win?
It’s a silly question. Humans are always armed with at least rocks, but it gave me an idea for script.
Thirty years ago, I went on a walking tour of the Cotswolds in the UK with my Dad. In a tavern they had a tap serving Budweiser. A large sign over the tap warned, “Budweiser, 6.0% alcohol.” The British beers and cream ales were only about 3.4% alcohol. I drank the cream ales. Wish we had more of those in America.
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