The Powder Blue Tuxedo Boys Go Bowling.

November 6th, 2023

The Powder Blue Tuxedo Boys Go Bowling

November 6th, 2023

Patrick and Timothy are at Hollywood Lanes. They are dressed in their signature powder blue tuxedos for the second round of the tournament. Their opponents on this hot July night are the Mohammed and Mohammed twins of Team Hezbollah.

Patrick and Timothy are on lane three. Mohammed and Mohammed will bowl on lane four. Timothy and Patrick are drinking Becks beers and warming up with a few throws down the alley at the pins.

The Mohammed twins of Team Hezbollah arrive with their usual harem of wives in burqas.

Patrick: I haven’t seen that much facial hair since my first girlfriend.

Timothy: But the wives are wearing veils.

Patrick: I’m talking about the Mohammedans.

Mohammed walks over to the powder blue tuxedo boys.

Mohammed: So! You think that poisonous ale of the Infidel will help you beat us? Hahahahahahaha! We will kick your ass with the help of Allah!

Patrick: More like lick our asses before entry.

Mohammed: You heathens!

Timothy: Calm down, Mohammed. By the way, which twin are you, number one or number two?

Mohammed walks away in disgust.

Patrick: I’m surprised those Lebanese can see over their big noses to see the pins.

Timothy: Bowling in robes and sandals is also very tricky.

The bowling match progresses frame by frame. The wives of the Mohammed twins screech and holler at every strike by their twin husbands. The powder blue tuxedo boys do their best but after 5 frames, they are behind by 30 points.

Timothy: Do you think the wives know which twin they are fucking?

Patrick: Would it matter? Their dicks are identical and so is the sperm.

Timothy: Ya know, Patrick, these powder blue tuxedos aren’t exactly the best bowling attire for bowling efficiency.

Patrick: But we make up for it with intimidation.

Mohammed walks over to the powder blue tuxedo boys.

Mohammed: We are kicking your ass.

Patrick: You must be Mohammed number 2 or you would have already heard my joke.

Timothy: Yeah, and do your wives know which twin they are fucking?

Mohammed: Allahu Akbar!

Mohammed picks up his bowling ball and hurls it at Timothy. Timothy ducks. Mohammed’s bowling ball knocks over an old lady on lane 2. Patrick catches it all on his cell phone camera.

The video is sent to the bowling league office. Team Hezbollah is disqualified and the Powder Blue Tuxedo Boys move on to the next round.

TJM